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God Twitters Creation

Posted in humour, tagged Melinda Taub, Twitter on Saturday, 31 October, 2009 | 1 Comment »

The original is by Melinda Taub at Melinda Forever. I don’t do (or even get) Twitter, but this is a stroke of comic genius that brightened my day!
God: Gosh its dark in here.
7 days ago
God: There thats better.
7 days ago
God: Hey guys im finally on twitter! Whats up?
7 days ago
God: guys?
7 days ago
God: oh right. [...]

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Why Obama got the Nobel Peace Prize.

Posted in humour, tagged Nobel Peace Prize, Obama, Slowpoke on Tuesday, 13 October, 2009 | Leave a Comment »

I love this. (h/t to Seven Whole Days.)

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‘Unbelievable’ ping pong throwing!

Posted in humour on Friday, 2 October, 2009 | Leave a Comment »

This video is called Unbleievable, and it’s on YouTube through the work of one Islem Tbini. Enjoy! (But how long did it take them to get it right???)

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The face of Jesus…in grease

Posted in humour, tagged Harrogate Advertiser on Friday, 31 July, 2009 | Leave a Comment »

The face of Jesus seems to pop up everywhere these days. The latest is from my birthplace, Harrogate, in a greasy baking tray.
You can read the story in the local paper, but for the pic you’ll need to go to that bastion of truth, The Sun.

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I wish…

Posted in humour on Saturday, 18 July, 2009 | Leave a Comment »

This Dave Walker cartoon has a context. I wish it applied to me—I can’t even keep my pencils arranged neatly!

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Agnus Day—lectionary humour

Posted in RCL, humour, tagged Agnus Day on Thursday, 2 July, 2009 | Leave a Comment »

The Agnus Day comic strip often tickles my sense of humour. Here’s its take on the Gospel for this Sunday, Mark 6.1-13 (click to enlarge):

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Txt 10

Posted in humour, tagged Ten Commandments, texting on Tuesday, 16 June, 2009 | Leave a Comment »

If God texted the Ten Commandments, what would we have?
1. no1 b4 me. srsly.
2. dnt wrshp pix/idols
3. no omg’s
4. no wrk on w/end (sat 4 now; sun l8r)
5. pos ok – ur m&d r cool
6. dnt kill ppl
7. :-X only w/ m8
8. dnt steal
9. dnt lie re: bf
10. dnt ogle ur bf’s m8. or ox. [...]

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Singing the weather

Posted in humour, music on Wednesday, 15 April, 2009 | Leave a Comment »

It’s a sunny day here in Brisbane, but we’ve had some rain lately. Normally, we don’t have weather… It’s just sunny day after day. Not complaining about the sun, but thankful for the rain.
Anyway, weather is a topic of conversation these days! Which reminded me that in the sixties, the Master Singers set the British [...]

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