It was said of Abba John the Persian that when some evildoers came to him, he took a basin and wanted to wash their feet. But they were filled with confusion, and began to do penance.
“Who would have guessed that when you remove Garfield from the Garfield comic strips, the result is an even better comic about schizophrenia, bipolar disorder, and the empty desperation of modern life?”
Here is a blog
that removes Garfield from the Garfield cartoons, and creates something wacky and hilarious. (I think it’s a great idea, if only because I’ve never liked the Garfield character anyway.)
Take a look! These made me laugh out loud:
Next week, our student minister Kerry and I will be attending a three-day conference at South Bank, Brisbane, called “The Challenges and Opportunities of Islam in the West: The Case of Australia”. The keynote speaker will be Professor Tariq Ramadan, President of the European Muslim Network, based in Brussels. Professor Ramadan holds an MA in Philosophy and French Literature, and a PhD in Arabic and Islamic Studies from the University of Geneva.
The main objective of this symposium is to address several important issues including:
- Historical, cultural and political challenges of Islam in the West
- The role and contributions of Muslims in Western societies
- Islam and multiculturalism
- Improving mutual understanding, cooperation and harmony—including the role and responsibilities of the Muslim community, political leaders and the media
- Socio-economic issues such as unemployment and underemployment
- Youth identity and self image
- The radicalisation of Muslim youth
I’ll keep you posted!
Sermon for the Third Sunday in Lent
1 Now when Jesus learned that the Pharisees had heard, ‘Jesus is making and baptizing more disciples than John’—although it was not Jesus himself but his disciples who baptized—he left Judea and started back to Galilee. But he had to go through Samaria.
Why did Jesus have to go through Samaria? And what’s the big deal anyway?
Even at this early stage of his ministry, the opposition to Jesus was beginning. The Pharisees were sensing that they had a new opponent; but it was not yet time for Jesus to encounter them. He wanted to get out of Judea in the south, up to the safety of Galilee in the north.
Normally a Jew would go the long way around Samaria, by crossing the Jordan River and then cutting north. Jesus needed to get away quickly. And he knew the Pharisees wouldn’t follow him through Samaria.
Since the Woman at the Well (John 4) is the Gospel reading this Sunday, a friend pointed me to a great video on GodTube. I really like its take on the story! View it here.
… I leave it to those who know me to judge how accurate it is…
See what colour your
mind is at What Colour is your Mind
|Your Mind is Green
Of all the mind types, yours has the most balance.You are able to see all sides to most problems and are a good problem solver.You need time to work out your thoughts, but you don’t get stuck in bad thinking patterns. You tend to spend a lot of time thinking about the future, philosophy, and relationships (both personal and intellectual).
Sermon for the Second Sunday in Lent
A bus crashed. Three men died. They opened their eyes, and found themselves outside the Pearly Gates. One was a mystic; another, a Uniting Church minister; the last, a fundamentalist.
St Peter said to them, “Before you come in, you’ll have to have a chat with Jesus in his office to make sure you’ve got your doctrine straight.” Pointing to the mystic, he said, “You can go in first. Follow me.” He took him through a side door. Five hours later, the mystic emerged with a wonderful smile on his face. “I thought I’d got it all wrong,” he said.
It was the Uniting Church minister’s turn next. A whole day later, he came out shaking his head. “How could I have been so foolish?” was all he said.
St Peter beckoned to the fundamentalist, who stood and picked up his bible—a huge, well-thumbed, black, leather-bound, Scofield Reference King James Version Bible. He entered the side door, head held high. St Peter sat and waited. And waited. And waited. Two weeks later, it wasn’t the fundamentalist who emerged from the office. It was Jesus, shaking his head and looking he needed some Panadeine—and quick. And all Jesus could say over and over again was, “How could I have got everything so wrong?”
Nicodemus went into Jesus’ office for a chat about doctrine, just like the mystic, the minister and the fundamentalist. Unlike their conversations, we know something of what was said between Nick and Jesus…