No, it’s not a new religion. Just as there are three types of people in the world (those who can count, and those who can’t), so also there are two types: Those Who Know about sinusitis (the Sinusoidal Gnostics) and those who don’t.
I’m now beginning to emerge from a particularly bad bout of sinusitis. I appreciated the words of comfort from fellow sufferers, and I was interested (when I wasn’t in too much pain, or blowing my nose) to hear the responses of those who seemed to think sinusitis was just a bad mancold.
Anyway: sinusoidal gnostics, I salute you!